Texas Football and Wine

For the love of God number 12, catch the f-ing football.

Drinking Longhorn wine (so classy) makes Mack Brown play's look even worse. Is that possible?

None of this would be happening is we were able to wear our whites. We always do better in our storm troopers. 

I keep thinking that maybe if Texas doesn't do well today, Vince's team will kick ass on Saturday. (I hate that I have to Vince's team. I can't say Vince because he doesn't play because he needs to grow some balls.) Still GO TITANS!!!!

something that needs to be said. 

you just aren't right

sorry funny man

sweet words and many letters 

   don't move me

on and on and on

i still remember.